Monthly Archives: October 2016

Wait, what?

Wha….? Is this a weird, passive aggressive “You’ve missed out” email? WHY ARE YOU ON A DATING SITE if you’re “less single” than I need you to be (which, is very single,  not ‘kinda single’ what is that even?) Oh … Continue reading

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Does the type of melon matter?

Obviously they are more like pomegranates. But good to know that in OKC tit to fruit comparison is still a thing.

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Oh Good, We’re Not Even Waiting for Dates Anymore

HI FRIENDS! I’m back! Two interesting things happened this weekend. I had a date, it was fine. He was shorter than I expected, but that’s not a big deal (for reals, it’s kinda nice snuggling with someone close to my … Continue reading

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