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Well hey there strangers! I know it’s been a hot minute (and by that I mean probably about a year) SORRY!! The good news is that I have stories for you! I’m sure the bad news could be interpreted as … Continue reading
Wha….? Is this a weird, passive aggressive “You’ve missed out” email? WHY ARE YOU ON A DATING SITE if you’re “less single” than I need you to be (which, is very single, not ‘kinda single’ what is that even?) Oh … Continue reading
Obviously they are more like pomegranates. But good to know that in OKC tit to fruit comparison is still a thing.
HI FRIENDS! I’m back! Two interesting things happened this weekend. I had a date, it was fine. He was shorter than I expected, but that’s not a big deal (for reals, it’s kinda nice snuggling with someone close to my … Continue reading
Oh man kids. It’s Friday night! After the longest short week in the history of short weeks (until the next one happens anyway) and I’ve got a date tonight. Unfortunately (for him, fortunately for me), I’m breaking up with him … Continue reading
Seriously, what the fuck? The first message was, fine? I guess. It wasn’t as weird, but when you sign your messages “Tall hot *insert name*” that’s telling me your trying too hard. BUT THEN, you make it weird. Super weird. … Continue reading
Please, just read the following exchange and note that it all happened with in an hour or so. While you’re reading, may give this a listen.