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Wha….? Is this a weird, passive aggressive “You’ve missed out” email? WHY ARE YOU ON A DATING SITE if you’re “less single” than I need you to be (which, is very single, not ‘kinda single’ what is that even?) Oh … Continue reading
Obviously they are more like pomegranates. But good to know that in OKC tit to fruit comparison is still a thing.
HI FRIENDS! I’m back! Two interesting things happened this weekend. I had a date, it was fine. He was shorter than I expected, but that’s not a big deal (for reals, it’s kinda nice snuggling with someone close to my … Continue reading
Seriously, what the fuck? The first message was, fine? I guess. It wasn’t as weird, but when you sign your messages “Tall hot *insert name*” that’s telling me your trying too hard. BUT THEN, you make it weird. Super weird. … Continue reading
Please, just read the following exchange and note that it all happened with in an hour or so. While you’re reading, may give this a listen.
And this ladies and gents, is why I hate online dating. I like how duder just assumed that line would work; is it because I misspelled a word? Do I seem desperate? Because I’m not. Also, do you want a … Continue reading