Tag Archives: Asshat

Seriously Jenny, your number didn’t work

Please, just read the following exchange and note that it all happened with in an hour or so. While you’re reading, may give this a listen.    

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What do you mean I can’t crash at your place? It’s a perfectly acceptable 1st date!!!

Oh online dating, you are the bane of my existence. Not only do you get my hopes up for what turn out to be awful dates, you offer me the following selections: We had only shared 5 earlier messages, each … Continue reading

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Ego-tastic!

It’s Friday and I’ve had two dates this week. With different guys. The Monday date wasn’t super exciting, but neither was it awful, I may actually go out with this guy again. I’ll have to wear at turtleneck, but it … Continue reading

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Single Lady Vacay!

2015 has been a good year of being a ballsy lady. I asked a dude out, he said no, I survived. MORE IMPORTANTLY I took a vacation all by myself. Like a GD adult. Since I’m back and not dead … Continue reading

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I think I may be an asshole.

Well babycakes, I have good news and I have bad news. Good news? I had a date and he didn’t stand me up!! Fuck yeah not being stood up!! Bad news? I’m pretty sure I’m an asshole. *shrug* oops. Ok … Continue reading

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