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Seriously Jenny, your number didn’t work

Please, just read the following exchange and note that it all happened with in an hour or so. While you’re reading, may give this a listen.     Advertisements

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What do you mean I can’t crash at your place? It’s a perfectly acceptable 1st date!!!

Oh online dating, you are the bane of my existence. Not only do you get my hopes up for what turn out to be awful dates, you offer me the following selections: We had only shared 5 earlier messages, each … Continue reading

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50 Shades of zzz…..

I saw 50 Shades last night. With approximately eleventybillion other women and 11 dudes. That was the actual ratio in the theater. It was…honestly? Rather boring. Don’t get me wrong, there were funny parts and I did snortle a few … Continue reading

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Turkey-day! And dates! And Bond! And kale!

Hiiii!!!!!!!!!!! HIhihihihi my loves! OMG I’m so excited its almost Thanksgiving! I mean, it’s the most under-rated totally awesome holiday EVER. Amirite? So here’s the deal; yes I went kinda sappy on you, because I do have things for which … Continue reading

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