Tag Archives: WTF?

Wait, what?

Wha….? Is this a weird, passive aggressive “You’ve missed out” email? WHY ARE YOU ON A DATING SITE if you’re “less single” than I need you to be (which, is very single,  not ‘kinda single’ what is that even?) Oh … Continue reading

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Does the type of melon matter?

Obviously they are more like pomegranates. But good to know that in OKC tit to fruit comparison is still a thing.

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They say breaking up is hard to do. They’re wrong

Oh man kids. It’s Friday night! After the longest short week in the history of short weeks (until the next one happens anyway) and I’ve got a date tonight. Unfortunately (for him, fortunately for me), I’m breaking up with him … Continue reading

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Goddammit OKC

Seriously, what the fuck? The first message was, fine? I guess. It wasn’t as weird, but when you sign your messages “Tall hot *insert name*” that’s telling me your trying too hard. BUT THEN, you make it weird. Super weird. … Continue reading

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Seriously Jenny, your number didn’t work

Please, just read the following exchange and note that it all happened with in an hour or so. While you’re reading, may give this a listen.    

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Gimme that cheddar

Well kids, another dating disaster happened last night. Disaster *may* be too strong of a word…faux pas? Annoyance? Something, something obnoxious. First, the whole fact that a date happened was my fault. This dude stood me up last week. I … Continue reading

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What do you mean I can’t crash at your place? It’s a perfectly acceptable 1st date!!!

Oh online dating, you are the bane of my existence. Not only do you get my hopes up for what turn out to be awful dates, you offer me the following selections: We had only shared 5 earlier messages, each … Continue reading

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